I hope everybody utilized their BGC sabbatical to fully pause and reflect on episodes previous.

BGC Round Three “Can Buy Me Love”

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Welcome back, gentle readers. Some of us bemoaned their wet-blanket “bad girls” who blast that is nary mere nip for the San Bernardino escort digital camera. Other people, specifically Natalie, stole the show by playing the numbers game always keep ‘em blurring your a-hole and bleeping your cake opening.

But ‘tis a brand new 12 months, with brand new, hot (ideally lesbian) action to be enjoyed! Perhaps above all, it’s time to purge the house of a woman and generate some bl d that is fresh. But who’ll it is? Perhaps Not who you think.

This episode starts having a typical red herring Annie story. Despite an attempt that is valiant the producers to paint Annie as interesting, her shrill, whiney voice quelled all efforts. Annie is upset that she constantly seems to end up dating hitched men.

Well, after her crazy-pants riddle game while striking on two males and saying her kitty-cat is her baby, you know what, Annie? The math was done by me for you personally. Just attached guys that are l king to go slumming and know they don’t have actually to invest in you have the cojones to place their pee pee anywhere close to your wee that is insane wee. No single guy in their right brain would think her pussy’s goatee (literal, perhaps not anatomical) will probably be worth her model of crazy. Dan, it is t bad you don’t get points for montages of stupid one-liners. Annie has got the clear lead in that game.

After consuming from day to night, the girls retire to the household to drink much more and cry and fight. You understand, for a modification. Portia tears up about having problems with her boyfriend, pouring her heart out to Flo and Kendra. From phase kept, Natalie realizes that there’s a digital camera in the home perhaps not on her behalf, so she flocks p lside to steal Portia’s “shine.”

She begins an incoherent argument about why Portia shouldn’t be permitted to shed tears more than a boyfriend. (I’m astonished the editors didn’t reduce to two episodes past whenever Natalie went home from the club, crying more than a boyfriend. But what exactly is Natalie if not the consummate hypocrite?) So Flo sh s Natalie away, insisting that when a girl is inconsolable, you simply have to allow her talk it away. Surely the idea of speaking every damn thing on your mind as you believe that it is an idea Natalie can relate to!

Kate sits dr ling atop her Malibu Barbie fantasy sleep and slurs together a complaint about why women are therefore dramatic in this household. She gets sick about dealing with emotions. But Z-bars can do that for your requirements.

Perhaps one of the manufacturers that mix her Quaalude cocktail could slip her some amphetamines instead…and kindly remind her she’s on a TV show entitled the “Bad Girls Club” and may act properly. At the least for Caroline’s points’ sake.

Flash forward to the day that is next Flo’s bona fide talking cure is working! Portia begins to realize, as she recounts aloud her man’s activities, that possibly males who get fishing and ride ATV’s for 8 hours straight are cheating you. Flo confirms Portia’s worst worries “Who the fuck within their right brain fishes for 8 hours?”

Encouraged by all this worry about boyfriends and fidelity, Natalie takes this possibility to call the tortured soul that is her petit ami and jeopardize him that she cannot and certainly will not be deeply in love with an individual who does not share her hustler mindset. This castrated fellow that is young listens to her raging nonsense, which confirms for me he’s probbers a paid star.

That evening, the girls opt to blow off stream when you go to a club and dancing. You understand, for a modification. Natalie invites another h d rat” that is“famous, this time an expert sk8er named Jereme. This trashy thug with a Crybaby-esque Treble Clef tatt on his cheek actually tempts her to cheat!

So she sends him away – which in hustler code means, she delivers him to obtain additional of their crew showing up at her home later on. Right Back at the home, Natalie performs a shiteous, drunk seduction routine into the sauna (both are fully clothed) while Amber arrives of this rock she’s been hiding under since the first episode and proceeds to do her ghetto that is best Natalie impression. See, the laugh is on Natalie because she’s upstairs planning to get some g d ass while Amber has the fl ring downstairs ragging on her! So there! Sorry, Molly, that we don’t give points for talking smack behind one’s right back or in confessional – as this really is Amber’s forte.

BREAKING ANNIE TALE

She’s never utilized a vibrator before! Kate and Flo purchase an industrial-strength vibe through the sex-toy vending device inside their foyer (needless to say) and gives it to Annie, whom confuses it for a catnip post that is scratching. Cue her stupid one-liner sequence “What is multi-stage mean?” “What on my toe?” “how come it keep beginning and stopping? if we put it” “Why are there any cobwebs on my va-jay-jay?” Enough! Back in to the show that is real.

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